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A random list of things I do not like :

• head colds
• chalk.  Even just the thought of it makes my teeth hurt.
• sauerkraut
• the word moist pertaining to anything other than food
• dog slobber
• seams in my socks
• people who are rude
• people with entitlement issues
• the fact that yummy calorie free food doesn't exist
• teething.  I don't care that my kids are done teething.  It still sucks.
• the pause button.  Well, actually, Christopher's addiction to the pause button.  Every other second he pauses the darn t.v.  I'd like to smack whoever taught him that.
• depression
• people leaving me voicemail when it's not necessary.  If I know you - Mother - I will call you back.  If I don't know you, feel free to leave a message.
• moths.  Creepy little things.  shudder
• anything with too many eyes.  Or eyes in the wrong place.  That's just not right.
• the sound of clapping, snapping, or any other sharp noise like that.  Applause is okay, because lots of hands make it not a sharp noise.  Yes, I'm weird
• also the sound of fingernails on pretty much any hard surface.  Makes me cringe.  Do not like.
• boys who pee all over the bathroom.  Okay, I still like the boys.  Don't like the pee.  Whose bright idea was it for little boys to pee standing up?
• the fact that my zucchini didn't pollinate this summer.  I thought ANYONE could grow zucchini! 
• okra
• hummus
• liars

Things I do like

• my husband telling me to stay in bed this morning and get some extra sleep, because he's got the kids for me this time.  Thank you Love!
• The boys who pee all over the bathroom.  Who are playing with each other and acting out a movie together right now
• My little girl who left for school this morning with no arguing or fussing at all! 
• The fact that I'm in the homestretch of NaBloPoMo!